Look who's 10 today!

Despite me calling all the way from Moskau to sing a fat  little girl a happy birthday song, she still managed to say: 

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WISH ME ON FACEBOOK!?"

"Erh, because I'm actually CALLING you?!"

"Thanks but GO WISH ME NOW ON FACEBOOK!"

Sigh just goes to show that technology might have slight detrimental effects on chubby innocent little girls. -.-Anyways, tonight my love goes out to this little brat on her 10th Birthday :) Welcome to the double-digit days! Just hang on tight and I'll be back soon enough for you to squash me under your big bumbum, ok?

AND NOW I'M WISHING YOU ON MY BLOG OKAY! YOU'D BETTER BE HAPPIER NAO NAO NAO!

xxox